Chef Boyardee is not our “Pope”.


The Boston Herald ran a story about a man wearing a pasta strainer on his head for a gun license identification photo in with the “funny criminal” stories. He was simply observing his religion. No crime was committed. Not cool.

Other news outlets have reported that he was cleared by a psychiatrist, and his legally purchased and maintained weapons were returned to him.

We Pastafarians are not crazies! Maybe some of us, but not all of us. =)

FSM PODCAST 004: The Eight I Rather You Didn’ts


This week’s episode, I give an overview of the CoFSM “The eight I rather you didn’ts” and the general tone of the FSM religion overall.

I also talk a little about the South Australian atheist who rubs the law officials the wrong way with his FSM pasta colander photo antics in relation to his gun license.

I did take some liberties with filling in the blanks when it came to the censored parts of the 8 and filled in the bad words with real bad words where appropriate, and intentionally gave #5 two verbal variations.


FSM PODCAST 003: I’m not an atheist…really.

4B5sFgpThis one was super fun to record, and the first time I had some audio clips for content. The show starts with a brief review of Time Bandits IMDB, is followed by a reading of an anti-Flying Spaghetti Monster article on a religious blog, and ends with audio from Robert Barron and a voicemail. Sorry for saying “Evolutionism”, I meant “Evolution”. R’Amen

p.s. I am aware that of this group of talented actors deserve the respect of being referred to as “little persons”.  Sometimes I get excited in the rhythm of recording spoken word. =)

The Flying Spaghetti Monster and God by Robert Barron

This guy just simply gets it wrong. He discounts the Flying Spaghetti Monster as a God in a Genus, not the creator of earth. Forget that he attributes the origin of FSM to Richard Dawkins, not Bobby Henderson. Forget that he likens Pastafarians to atheists. Forget that he intentionally uses Latin to confuse his audience.

The important thing to remember, is that followers of FSM HAVE EVIDENCE that the world was created by his noodliness our lord after a night of drinking too much, but he can’t even prove that his god exists by his own admission!

An outright attack on the FSM religion!

drop-some-bibleJoe Carter,

I wanted to sincerely thank you for writing the article,  “Celestial Teapots, Flying Spaghetti Monsters, and Other Silly Atheist Arguments“.

Thank you for getting the facts about Bobby Henderson at least partially correct. Thank you also for acknowledging that we have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe.

One thing you got really wrong was in this statement. “What Henderson actually showed was (a) a profound ignorance of the design argument”.

I would argue that what he showed  was THE profound ignorance of the design argument.

–Danthol @fsmshow