Category Archives: LGBT

FSM PODCAST 011: Gay weddings and Nuclear Pasta

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Ahoy Mateys! This episode we talk about officiating marriages, we read from the Unified Spaghetti Theory and how FSM created us in his ideal image (that of a pirate), and we also share our views on religious equality and FSMism being recognized.

When talking about Jewish holidays I meant Yom Kippur, not Rosh Hashanah as the “biggest” of their faith’s celebrations.

Link for the drivers license photo story of the week. http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/meet-pastafarian-member-church-flying-8997070

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_pasta

FSM PODCAST 009: Andrew Jackson’s fingerprints.

Ahoy! This episode we take on Climate change and the real reason the global temperature is rising (lack of pirates).PiratesVsTemp

 

We chat about Asia Carrera (formerly in the news for her colander wearing driver;s license photo)and her recent run in with the law.

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Danthol found a crazy ballot measure that calls for execution of California LGBT, and is understandably upset. Here’s the link for a better explanation of why the “sin” of Sodom and Gomorrah was not homosexuality, but of inhospitably.

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This site is a front for an anti-gay hate group soiling the name of FSM.

This site at http://www.ccfsm.info/ was made by a church that wanted to do their ministry at a pride parade. They handed out fake condoms that were mini propaganda with bible quotes, stating that if they accept jesus into their heart and reject homosexuality, that they could be washed of sins and spend eternity in heaven.

They knew that they would be able to use FSM as a cover, knowing that The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is friendly to those in relationships of all gender combinations.

As an FSM minister, I must say,  that I do not appreciate their ruse.  You have soiled the name of our cause in the LGBT community, from this moment forward, they will be wary of legitimate groups like FSM and others.

These are not truly believers in FSM.

Firstly, the author of this blog lists himself as “Matthew Davidson, High Priest:” , but there is no such thing as a “High Priest”, there are only ministers. Secondly, the actions of this false church go against the core tenants of FSM.

Secondly, FSM himself in the form of a grilled cheese sandwich to  a woman named Katie who stated , “I hope that it is satisfactory proof to convince everyone that we should amend the CotFSM’s stance on gay marriage to supporting it. “

Thirdly, I quote again from the 8 IRYDs,

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” I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay?

Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey – Samey.

One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We’re Talking About Fashion And I’m Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.”

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/07/anti-lgbt-activist-cons-his-way-into-pride-parade-to-hand-out-fake-gospel-condoms/