Category Archives: Podcast

FSM PODCAST 012: How to avoid stale beer and strippers with venereal diseases

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Ahoy Mateys! This episode we talk about life after death, and FSM heaven and hell. Coping with our eventual passing into the afterlife is part of the human condition, but the good news is that FSM has provided us with options. =)

Link for the pasta strainer bowler hat. http://www.coolthings.com/bowler-hat-colander/

Short story about reincarnation. http://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html

FSM PODCAST 011: Gay weddings and Nuclear Pasta

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Ahoy Mateys! This episode we talk about officiating marriages, we read from the Unified Spaghetti Theory and how FSM created us in his ideal image (that of a pirate), and we also share our views on religious equality and FSMism being recognized.

When talking about Jewish holidays I meant Yom Kippur, not Rosh Hashanah as the “biggest” of their faith’s celebrations.

Link for the drivers license photo story of the week. http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/meet-pastafarian-member-church-flying-8997070

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_pasta

FSM PODCAST 010: Ready for the Double Digits.

fsm-magnetHappy Friday Mateys! The topic of this week’s show is our show is the Pastafarian holy day of Friday!

We also discuss the CNN story about “The Friendly Atheists Next Door” story,  A call for teaching about FSM in public schools,  a little about the original origin of Easter, and Danthol’s favorite passage in the bible.

Links to recent American census numbers regarding non-believers as a group and those of the Jewish faith.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irreligion_in_the_United_States

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Jews

Link to drum circle hippies in Ocean Beach, San Diego. http://x.co/8bw4y

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FSM PODCAST 009: Andrew Jackson’s fingerprints.

Ahoy! This episode we take on Climate change and the real reason the global temperature is rising (lack of pirates).PiratesVsTemp

 

We chat about Asia Carrera (formerly in the news for her colander wearing driver;s license photo)and her recent run in with the law.

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Danthol found a crazy ballot measure that calls for execution of California LGBT, and is understandably upset. Here’s the link for a better explanation of why the “sin” of Sodom and Gomorrah was not homosexuality, but of inhospitably.

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FSM PODCAST 008: Wait…what?

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Yo ho, yo ho, episode eight of the FSM podcast is here!

I want to welcome Garrett, the new co-host of the show; the podcast is only going to get better from here on out!  =)

This episode, we talk about the FSM church in Poland, Chick tracts, and our experiences with church from our respective childhoods.  We also compare the similarities between the recent story about the Satanic church bringing coloring books to a school on “religious freedom day” and the origin of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I am super stoked that I used the word “visceral” correctly in a sentence. Oh, and if you want one of the FSM fridge magnets, you can find that at this link.

R’amen!

 

FSM PODCAST 006: Phonebook Baptisms.

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Ahoy mateys, episode #6 of the Flying Spaghetti Monster podcast is live! This episode I have my buddy Mitch from the GameZoneRadio podcast join the show, and we talk about religions of the world, and I do some light ministry by telling him about the benefits of FSMism and living with his noodly touch.

We touch on Eastern Vs Western religions, life after death, and seeking out the meaning in life; normally super heavy stuff, but we keep the tone light, and have a lot of fun with it.

–R’Amen

 

FSM PODCAST 005: Watch out for those mosquitoes!

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I’m scratching mosquito bites as I type out these few paragraphs, and it’s really annoying, but it’s far less annoying than the message delivered to me from the two very nice Jehovah’s witness ladies that I held my door open to for 10 minutes today.

This podcast contains a cellphone recording of my conversation with them today. They visited me about 11am, and I greeted them with my FSM ordination document,  and asked them if they had a moment to speak about my lord and personal savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

We talked about women in the eyes of biblical god, slavery, Noah’s ark, and evolution; great stuff, enjoy. =)

FSM PODCAST 004: The Eight I Rather You Didn’ts

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This week’s episode, I give an overview of the CoFSM “The eight I rather you didn’ts” and the general tone of the FSM religion overall.

I also talk a little about the South Australian atheist who rubs the law officials the wrong way with his FSM pasta colander photo antics in relation to his gun license.

I did take some liberties with filling in the blanks when it came to the censored parts of the 8 and filled in the bad words with real bad words where appropriate, and intentionally gave #5 two verbal variations.

R’Amen!

FSM PODCAST 003: I’m not an atheist…really.

4B5sFgpThis one was super fun to record, and the first time I had some audio clips for content. The show starts with a brief review of Time Bandits IMDB, is followed by a reading of an anti-Flying Spaghetti Monster article on a religious blog, and ends with audio from Robert Barron and a voicemail. Sorry for saying “Evolutionism”, I meant “Evolution”. R’Amen

p.s. I am aware that of this group of talented actors deserve the respect of being referred to as “little persons”.  Sometimes I get excited in the rhythm of recording spoken word. =)