Category Archives: Religious Blogs

FSM PODCAST 009: Andrew Jackson’s fingerprints.

Ahoy! This episode we take on Climate change and the real reason the global temperature is rising (lack of pirates).PiratesVsTemp

 

We chat about Asia Carrera (formerly in the news for her colander wearing driver;s license photo)and her recent run in with the law.

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Danthol found a crazy ballot measure that calls for execution of California LGBT, and is understandably upset. Here’s the link for a better explanation of why the “sin” of Sodom and Gomorrah was not homosexuality, but of inhospitably.

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This site is a front for an anti-gay hate group soiling the name of FSM.

This site at http://www.ccfsm.info/ was made by a church that wanted to do their ministry at a pride parade. They handed out fake condoms that were mini propaganda with bible quotes, stating that if they accept jesus into their heart and reject homosexuality, that they could be washed of sins and spend eternity in heaven.

They knew that they would be able to use FSM as a cover, knowing that The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is friendly to those in relationships of all gender combinations.

As an FSM minister, I must say,  that I do not appreciate their ruse.  You have soiled the name of our cause in the LGBT community, from this moment forward, they will be wary of legitimate groups like FSM and others.

These are not truly believers in FSM.

Firstly, the author of this blog lists himself as “Matthew Davidson, High Priest:” , but there is no such thing as a “High Priest”, there are only ministers. Secondly, the actions of this false church go against the core tenants of FSM.

Secondly, FSM himself in the form of a grilled cheese sandwich to  a woman named Katie who stated , “I hope that it is satisfactory proof to convince everyone that we should amend the CotFSM’s stance on gay marriage to supporting it. “

Thirdly, I quote again from the 8 IRYDs,

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” I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay?

Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey – Samey.

One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We’re Talking About Fashion And I’m Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.”

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/07/anti-lgbt-activist-cons-his-way-into-pride-parade-to-hand-out-fake-gospel-condoms/

 

FSM PODCAST 003: I’m not an atheist…really.

4B5sFgpThis one was super fun to record, and the first time I had some audio clips for content. The show starts with a brief review of Time Bandits IMDB, is followed by a reading of an anti-Flying Spaghetti Monster article on a religious blog, and ends with audio from Robert Barron and a voicemail. Sorry for saying “Evolutionism”, I meant “Evolution”. R’Amen

p.s. I am aware that of this group of talented actors deserve the respect of being referred to as “little persons”.  Sometimes I get excited in the rhythm of recording spoken word. =)

An outright attack on the FSM religion!

drop-some-bibleJoe Carter,

I wanted to sincerely thank you for writing the article,  “Celestial Teapots, Flying Spaghetti Monsters, and Other Silly Atheist Arguments“.

Thank you for getting the facts about Bobby Henderson at least partially correct. Thank you also for acknowledging that we have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe.

One thing you got really wrong was in this statement. “What Henderson actually showed was (a) a profound ignorance of the design argument”.

I would argue that what he showed  was THE profound ignorance of the design argument.

–Danthol @fsmshow