Category Archives: Satire

FSM PODCAST 008: Wait…what?

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Yo ho, yo ho, episode eight of the FSM podcast is here!

I want to welcome Garrett, the new co-host of the show; the podcast is only going to get better from here on out!  =)

This episode, we talk about the FSM church in Poland, Chick tracts, and our experiences with church from our respective childhoods.  We also compare the similarities between the recent story about the Satanic church bringing coloring books to a school on “religious freedom day” and the origin of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I am super stoked that I used the word “visceral” correctly in a sentence. Oh, and if you want one of the FSM fridge magnets, you can find that at this link.

R’amen!

 

Happy Sauce Wednesday!

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Happy Sauce Wednesday! What’s Sauce Wednesday, you may ask? It’s the day after Taco Tuesday, and 46 days before the holiday of Featster. Feaster is, of course, is when Pastafarians have meatball hunts in the backyard, eat egg noodle pasta, and go door to door caroling sea shanties.

On Sauce Wednesday, we dab a little pasta sauce on our heads to remind us that we came from sauce, and shall one day return to being sauce once again (or at least some sort of goo).

R’Amen!

FSM PODCAST 006: Phonebook Baptisms.

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Ahoy mateys, episode #6 of the Flying Spaghetti Monster podcast is live! This episode I have my buddy Mitch from the GameZoneRadio podcast join the show, and we talk about religions of the world, and I do some light ministry by telling him about the benefits of FSMism and living with his noodly touch.

We touch on Eastern Vs Western religions, life after death, and seeking out the meaning in life; normally super heavy stuff, but we keep the tone light, and have a lot of fun with it.

–R’Amen

 

This site is a front for an anti-gay hate group soiling the name of FSM.

This site at http://www.ccfsm.info/ was made by a church that wanted to do their ministry at a pride parade. They handed out fake condoms that were mini propaganda with bible quotes, stating that if they accept jesus into their heart and reject homosexuality, that they could be washed of sins and spend eternity in heaven.

They knew that they would be able to use FSM as a cover, knowing that The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is friendly to those in relationships of all gender combinations.

As an FSM minister, I must say,  that I do not appreciate their ruse.  You have soiled the name of our cause in the LGBT community, from this moment forward, they will be wary of legitimate groups like FSM and others.

These are not truly believers in FSM.

Firstly, the author of this blog lists himself as “Matthew Davidson, High Priest:” , but there is no such thing as a “High Priest”, there are only ministers. Secondly, the actions of this false church go against the core tenants of FSM.

Secondly, FSM himself in the form of a grilled cheese sandwich to  a woman named Katie who stated , “I hope that it is satisfactory proof to convince everyone that we should amend the CotFSM’s stance on gay marriage to supporting it. “

Thirdly, I quote again from the 8 IRYDs,

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” I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay?

Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey – Samey.

One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We’re Talking About Fashion And I’m Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.”

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/07/anti-lgbt-activist-cons-his-way-into-pride-parade-to-hand-out-fake-gospel-condoms/

 

Chef Boyardee is not our “Pope”.

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The Boston Herald ran a story about a man wearing a pasta strainer on his head for a gun license identification photo in with the “funny criminal” stories. He was simply observing his religion. No crime was committed. Not cool.

Other news outlets have reported that he was cleared by a psychiatrist, and his legally purchased and maintained weapons were returned to him.

We Pastafarians are not crazies! Maybe some of us, but not all of us. =)

http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/offbeat_news/2014/06/oh_i_don_t_well_i_ve_got_a_surprise_for_you

FSM PODCAST 003: I’m not an atheist…really.

4B5sFgpThis one was super fun to record, and the first time I had some audio clips for content. The show starts with a brief review of Time Bandits IMDB, is followed by a reading of an anti-Flying Spaghetti Monster article on a religious blog, and ends with audio from Robert Barron and a voicemail. Sorry for saying “Evolutionism”, I meant “Evolution”. R’Amen

p.s. I am aware that of this group of talented actors deserve the respect of being referred to as “little persons”.  Sometimes I get excited in the rhythm of recording spoken word. =)