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FSM PODCAST 005: Watch out for those mosquitoes!

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I’m scratching mosquito bites as I type out these few paragraphs, and it’s really annoying, but it’s far less annoying than the message delivered to me from the two very nice Jehovah’s witness ladies that I held my door open to for 10 minutes today.

This podcast contains a cellphone recording of my conversation with them today. They visited me about 11am, and I greeted them with my FSM ordination document,  and asked them if they had a moment to speak about my lord and personal savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

We talked about women in the eyes of biblical god, slavery, Noah’s ark, and evolution; great stuff, enjoy. =)

This site is a front for an anti-gay hate group soiling the name of FSM.

This site at http://www.ccfsm.info/ was made by a church that wanted to do their ministry at a pride parade. They handed out fake condoms that were mini propaganda with bible quotes, stating that if they accept jesus into their heart and reject homosexuality, that they could be washed of sins and spend eternity in heaven.

They knew that they would be able to use FSM as a cover, knowing that The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is friendly to those in relationships of all gender combinations.

As an FSM minister, I must say,  that I do not appreciate their ruse.  You have soiled the name of our cause in the LGBT community, from this moment forward, they will be wary of legitimate groups like FSM and others.

These are not truly believers in FSM.

Firstly, the author of this blog lists himself as “Matthew Davidson, High Priest:” , but there is no such thing as a “High Priest”, there are only ministers. Secondly, the actions of this false church go against the core tenants of FSM.

Secondly, FSM himself in the form of a grilled cheese sandwich to  a woman named Katie who stated , “I hope that it is satisfactory proof to convince everyone that we should amend the CotFSM’s stance on gay marriage to supporting it. “

Thirdly, I quote again from the 8 IRYDs,

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” I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay?

Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey – Samey.

One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We’re Talking About Fashion And I’m Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.”

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/07/anti-lgbt-activist-cons-his-way-into-pride-parade-to-hand-out-fake-gospel-condoms/

 

Chef Boyardee is not our “Pope”.

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The Boston Herald ran a story about a man wearing a pasta strainer on his head for a gun license identification photo in with the “funny criminal” stories. He was simply observing his religion. No crime was committed. Not cool.

Other news outlets have reported that he was cleared by a psychiatrist, and his legally purchased and maintained weapons were returned to him.

We Pastafarians are not crazies! Maybe some of us, but not all of us. =)

http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/offbeat_news/2014/06/oh_i_don_t_well_i_ve_got_a_surprise_for_you

FSM PODCAST 004: The Eight I Rather You Didn’ts

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This week’s episode, I give an overview of the CoFSM “The eight I rather you didn’ts” and the general tone of the FSM religion overall.

I also talk a little about the South Australian atheist who rubs the law officials the wrong way with his FSM pasta colander photo antics in relation to his gun license.

I did take some liberties with filling in the blanks when it came to the censored parts of the 8 and filled in the bad words with real bad words where appropriate, and intentionally gave #5 two verbal variations.

R’Amen!

FSM PODCAST 003: I’m not an atheist…really.

4B5sFgpThis one was super fun to record, and the first time I had some audio clips for content. The show starts with a brief review of Time Bandits IMDB, is followed by a reading of an anti-Flying Spaghetti Monster article on a religious blog, and ends with audio from Robert Barron and a voicemail. Sorry for saying “Evolutionism”, I meant “Evolution”. R’Amen

p.s. I am aware that of this group of talented actors deserve the respect of being referred to as “little persons”.  Sometimes I get excited in the rhythm of recording spoken word. =)