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FSM PODCAST 011: Gay weddings and Nuclear Pasta

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Ahoy Mateys! This episode we talk about officiating marriages, we read from the Unified Spaghetti Theory and how FSM created us in his ideal image (that of a pirate), and we also share our views on religious equality and FSMism being recognized.

When talking about Jewish holidays I meant Yom Kippur, not Rosh Hashanah as the “biggest” of their faith’s celebrations.

Link for the drivers license photo story of the week. http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/meet-pastafarian-member-church-flying-8997070

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_pasta

FSM PODCAST 008: Wait…what?

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Yo ho, yo ho, episode eight of the FSM podcast is here!

I want to welcome Garrett, the new co-host of the show; the podcast is only going to get better from here on out!  =)

This episode, we talk about the FSM church in Poland, Chick tracts, and our experiences with church from our respective childhoods.  We also compare the similarities between the recent story about the Satanic church bringing coloring books to a school on “religious freedom day” and the origin of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I am super stoked that I used the word “visceral” correctly in a sentence. Oh, and if you want one of the FSM fridge magnets, you can find that at this link.

R’amen!

 

FSM PODCAST 007: Interview with Obi Canuel

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I had an opportunity to talk to Obi Canuel, a Canadian ordained minister in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster a few days ago, and it was a very enlightening conversation.

Obi, following in the footsteps of Pastafarians around the world wanted to have his drivers license photo taken with his pasta strainer upon his head, and as a result, ultimately was denied. He has been using public transport since October of 2014, and continues his battle for religious freedom.

In the interview, we chat about his candidacy for Surrey city  council, his experiences as a Pastafarian minister, and the individuals right to express religious expression even when authority oversteps its bounds.

FSM PODCAST 006: Phonebook Baptisms.

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Ahoy mateys, episode #6 of the Flying Spaghetti Monster podcast is live! This episode I have my buddy Mitch from the GameZoneRadio podcast join the show, and we talk about religions of the world, and I do some light ministry by telling him about the benefits of FSMism and living with his noodly touch.

We touch on Eastern Vs Western religions, life after death, and seeking out the meaning in life; normally super heavy stuff, but we keep the tone light, and have a lot of fun with it.

–R’Amen

 

FSM PODCAST 005: Watch out for those mosquitoes!

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I’m scratching mosquito bites as I type out these few paragraphs, and it’s really annoying, but it’s far less annoying than the message delivered to me from the two very nice Jehovah’s witness ladies that I held my door open to for 10 minutes today.

This podcast contains a cellphone recording of my conversation with them today. They visited me about 11am, and I greeted them with my FSM ordination document,  and asked them if they had a moment to speak about my lord and personal savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

We talked about women in the eyes of biblical god, slavery, Noah’s ark, and evolution; great stuff, enjoy. =)

FSM PODCAST 003: I’m not an atheist…really.

4B5sFgpThis one was super fun to record, and the first time I had some audio clips for content. The show starts with a brief review of Time Bandits IMDB, is followed by a reading of an anti-Flying Spaghetti Monster article on a religious blog, and ends with audio from Robert Barron and a voicemail. Sorry for saying “Evolutionism”, I meant “Evolution”. R’Amen

p.s. I am aware that of this group of talented actors deserve the respect of being referred to as “little persons”.  Sometimes I get excited in the rhythm of recording spoken word. =)

002 FSM Podcast: Interfaith Cards Against Humanity

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Hey! It’s the second episode of The Flying Spaghetti Monster podcast! This week we have 3 guests and we play the first Interfaith Cards Against Humanity, have a ton of laughs, and swear way too much.  I totally wanted this podcast to be a little cleaner in the language department, but when you bring out the CAH boxes, it’s game over man, game over.

Next episode we will talk about FSM and Pastafarianism in pop culture and movies and more voicemails and emails.

Mikki — Church of spiritual humanism
Kristy — United church of Bacon
Roger (Mr Chaos) — Phyrexia
Dan —  Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

R’amen

FSM Podcast 001 !

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May 9th, 2014.  The Flying Spaghetti Monster podcast episode 001 is live! R’amen! The day has finally arrived! There’s not much to the show, it’s a short one, but I guarantee, the noodles have just started boiling.

Give it a listen. Give me some feedback. We will be back with episode 002 in two weeks.